you testify that :

 

• • You are 18 years of age or older
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• • You will not make this website available to minors
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• • You are not offended by adult material or LGBT+ subject matter.

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Cataleen CERTIFIES that she :

 

• • Provides a drug- and alcohol-free service
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• • Reports Covid-19 LFTs (Lateral Flow Tests) every morning
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• • Passed a full sexual health screen on 9th July 2022, for tests taken on the 7th
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• • Will continue to have full sexual health check-ups around every 3 months
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• • Is up to date with all available vaccinations: Hep A, Hep B, HPV, influenza, Covid-19 and smallpox
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• • Will respect your need for total privacy and complete discretion at all times
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• • Will at no point pass on your contact number or email address to third parties
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• • Will never charge for "extras", i.e. more than the fee agreed during your phone call
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• • Answers all calls herself to her local rate 0141 and 09 premium rate numbers
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• • Will never initiate contact with you unless you have both agreed otherwise.

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You accept that :

 

• • Cataleen's fees are non-negotiable and are for time and companionship only
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• • Cataleen has the right to decline any caller, for any reason, without explanation
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• • Cataleen will not meet any caller who is under the influence of drugs or alcohol
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• • Cataleen will blacklist your number if you have been disrespectful or wasted her time
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• • Cataleen can only be held responsible for taking care of her own sexual health
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• • You are responsible for taking care of your own mental, physical and sexual health.